“史上最暴躁CSGO玩家”：老阿姨疯狂开挂！

暴躁老阿姨玩CS:GO

天啊，这个游戏到底是怎么回事啊？我按了那个什么键还是没反应？！为什么他们的枪可以打那么准啊？！这拿到手的鼠标怎么这么卡？怎么还有人透视啊？对面还在开挂吗？！

老年人学电脑不容易啊，这个CS:GO真是把我练出了内伤。每次死之后谁来安慰安慰我啊？这孩子们都冷漠到家了，一点想法都没有吗？好不容易把鼠标换成新的，还是感觉不南不北的。到底谁来带带我啊？！

不过还是得说，这个游戏的团队合作真的很重要，我刚开始不会投手榴弹，结果把队友炸死几次，后来跑队友车的时候也被骂了N次。但是现在我已经可以独当一面了，队友们也越来越愿意和我一起打啦！暴躁并不影响我对游戏的热爱和追求胜利的决心！

暴躁少女玩CS:GO

我真的无法理解为什么男生天天一副很酷的样子在玩这个游戏，居然还笑我学不会！什么叫做“差个头发”？这是什么操作啊？！每次敌人都能一枪爆头，我连开枪的时候都不知道他是哪儿来的！有时候发现对手是机器人就简单多了，可是机器人也会突然把我炸得稀烂！

而且游戏里男孩子太热情了吧，每个人都整天聊天，谁来陪我默默地玩呢？聊的话题都超过我的哦！我只知道刺杀和爆头而已，其他东西都看不懂啊。然后对面又有很多人在辱骂我，甚至说我很萌很Q，这是啥意思啊？？？

实在看不下去的时候，我就随便挂上一个限时私有房间，召集我身边的女孩子们一起开黑！有时候火力不是那么重要，有好的队友就可以顺利获得胜利。如果能找到一个技术好的男孩子陪我练习就更好了！

暴躁老外玩Minecraft

I can’t believe I have been playing Minecraft for almost a month now. This game is supposed to bring me relaxation, right? But every time I get deeper into a cave, I either run into monsters, get stuck, or find nothing valuable. I don’t know what I am doing wrong. What am I supposed to do with all the stones I have collected? I am still trying to figure out how to use them to build something fancy.

And what’s up with other players? They either don’t respond to my requests for cooperation, or they refuse to share resources with me. Why can’t we all just get along? I thought Minecraft is a game about teamwork and exploration. But it seems like it’s more about who has more diamonds and who can kill more zombies.

Maybe I should switch to a different game. But I am curious to see what’s at the bottom of that waterfall. Maybe there’s a hidden cave with lots of treasures. And maybe one day, I will find a reliable partner who can build a fortress with me and defend it against all the evil creatures. Until then, I will keep mining, crafting, and surviving.

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